morbidartea:

phunkyvanspam:

bakerstreetbabes:

theshatteredsilhouette:

Ohey, a Mary photo I never put up. I like this one. ^^ 

You are perfect.

This is perhaps the cutest photo of Amanda Abbington I have ever seen.

That’s not Amanda Abbington, that’s an amazing cosplayerSeriously, you’re a gorgeous cosplay and look just like her

Hee! Well it’s a damn good cosplay, and if I wasn’t so tired I probably would’ve realized that. Err, yeah… Must sleep now. XD

morbidartea:

phunkyvanspam:

bakerstreetbabes:

theshatteredsilhouette:

Ohey, a Mary photo I never put up. I like this one. ^^ 

You are perfect.

This is perhaps the cutest photo of Amanda Abbington I have ever seen.

That’s not Amanda Abbington, that’s an amazing cosplayer

Seriously, you’re a gorgeous cosplay and look just like her

Hee! Well it’s a damn good cosplay, and if I wasn’t so tired I probably would’ve realized that. Err, yeah… Must sleep now. XD

makingplansdrawingmaps:

cupcakeforger:

timetobe-me:

intellectualbadarse:

HOLY SHIT SIGNAL BOOST

SIGNAL BOOST THIS

REDDIT FOR GOOD!

This is actually true and could make a difference

makingplansdrawingmaps:

cupcakeforger:

timetobe-me:

intellectualbadarse:

HOLY SHIT SIGNAL BOOST

SIGNAL BOOST THIS

REDDIT FOR GOOD!

This is actually true and could make a difference

(Source: srsfunny)

Posted 2 days ago / 4,660 notes #politics / Via: captainamerica-thestampede
You can’t just start the clock on 9/11 and forget 50 years of unjust oppressive Western foreign policies in the Middle East.

Medhi Hasan

Thank God someone finally said this. I’m so sick of stating that Western intervention and invasion of other countries fuels terrorism only for people to respond 'They did 9/11 first!' 

In 1953 the UK & the US staged a coup of the democratically elected leader of Iran and installed a dictator who was more to their liking. Today the US continues to support brutal dictators (such as in Saudi Arabia) where it suits them to do so. Palestine has been occupied for decades. The list of Western imperial foreign policies over the past decades could go on and on.

9/11 was not only only a result religious extremism and it certainly was not because 'they hate our freedoms.' Terrorism is often primarily politically motivated and anyone who is serious about preventing it had better take some fucking notice of this fact.

(via insideonemind)

Posted 2 days ago / 79,377 notes #BABBY / Via: quitebrilliantindeed

pvwitch:

In case you were having a bad day, here are some kitten feet

(Source: catsbeaversandducks)

bakerstreetbabes:

theshatteredsilhouette:

Ohey, a Mary photo I never put up. I like this one. ^^ 

You are perfect.

This is perhaps the cutest photo of Amanda Abbington I have ever seen.

bakerstreetbabes:

theshatteredsilhouette:

Ohey, a Mary photo I never put up. I like this one. ^^ 

You are perfect.

This is perhaps the cutest photo of Amanda Abbington I have ever seen.





THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH


This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry


THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH

This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry

(Source: sinistersaz)

Posted 3 days ago / 137 notes / Via: goldenheartedrose
salaciathehalfman asked “OH MY GOD I've done the leg stroking thing and people thought I was FLIRTING WITH THEM”

goldenheartedrose:

specialsomeone212:

goldenheartedrose:

transponderer:

goldenheartedrose:

the---cat-is-called-hamish:

Neurotypicals, everyone.

This. Apparently nt people think it’s a seduction technique. I just…. No.

Whaaaaat. That is so perplexing. Why would they even think that?

I have no idea. Maybe because thighs and genitals are close ish? I have no idea, but that’s the one that comes closest to even beginning to fathom such things.

This is ABSOLUTELY considered sexual in a traditional (neurotypical) context. It is an intimate form of touch. Standard foreplay and signaling for NTs.

But I don’t understand why stroking your own leg is considered foreplay. Someone else’s? Sure, I can buy that. But your own? Errrrr that doesn’t make sense and I want to know WHY.

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I guess they think it’s like some sort of invitation for them to rub your legs too? IDFK.
Posted 4 days ago / 2,915 notes #babby / Via: sherlockholmeson

(Source: animalsandgifs)

Posted 4 days ago / 43,416 notes #lolwat #Sims 2 / Via: goldenheartedrose

lifeasa-fatgirl:

theunbreakablev0w:

alxesi:

i took a video of my sims woohooing in the hot tub with the nude mosaic removed and now i can’t stop laughing

damn that’s some good ass sex right there

wheezing

letsstretchwitches:

bury-me-with-my-guitar:

lady-whovian:

fandomsandwich:

michellicopter:

Ancient Runes & the Ravenclaw Common Room

CRYING AND PEEING.

I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS IN MY LIFE SINCE NOW

MUGGLEFUCKER. DYING.

MUGGLEFUCKER

the—-cat-is-called-hamish:

tygermama:

tysolna:

i-face-thehorizon:

altonym:

thecoppercow:

altonym:

tyrabanksonabudget:

PLEASE SCAN YOUR CLUBC-CLUBCARD ACCEPTED

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

AND THEN WHEN YOU TAKE IT OUT

PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHANGE

NOTES ARE DISPENSED BELOW THE SCANNER

AND THEN YOU BUY A BOTTLE OF WINE

APPROVAL NEEDED

APPROVAL NEEDED

you guys don’t get ‘PLEASE WAIT FOR AN ATTENDANT’?

"PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE"

me: oh yeah tell everyone aspie girl is here 

also, overlapping recorded voices and beeping. yay

also: I talk back

PLEASE REMOVE YOUR CARD

I’m working on it mate

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Posted 6 days ago / 19,732 notes #lmao #Shakespeare / Via: goldenheartedrose

iamthepureblindraven:

theumbrellaseller:

one thing I find hilarious is when Shakespeare quotes are used out of context

like, people are always saying “some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them” as if it’s all deep and meaningful when actually it comes from a prank letter in Twelfth Night

and “This above all: to thine own self be true” comes from Polonius in Hamlet wherein the joke is that he’s an old pompous dude giving a long and rambling speech full of contradictory pointless advice to his son

“Brevity is the soul of wit” is another joke, because again, it’s made by Polonius who will just not shut up

it’s “we are such stuff as dreams are made on not of “, as in, “such stuff as dreams are built on

“wherefore art thou, Romeo” doesn’t mean “where are you, Romeo” it means “why the fuck are you called Romeo, shit, I wanted to bang you but I can’t because you’re a goddamn Montague”

all these lines have acquired a kind of dignity in text that they never had in performance or are constantly misinterpreted

It’s not necessarily bad but it is kind of funny, sometimes.

 (x)

Posted 6 days ago / 57,366 notes #lolwat / Via: the---cat-is-called-hamish

tastefullyoffensive:

Clever Boat Names [via]

Previously: Unfortunate Sign Burn Outs

benedictsolo:

That’s your excuses, Benedict??

lutecestofficial:

we need an autistic video game protag who stims with their weapons as their idle animation

You mean, like this?

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