Um, glittery lotion? Not that great but looking at the other answers I could definitely do worse!
Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.
I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”
But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”
[internal tears of joy]
She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.
Ah man this just made me so happy.
Robin Williams bonding with Koko, the gorilla, to quell your sads.
Now you know the truth of what’s going through my mind at parties.
oh my gosh the last panel actually made me tear up
I can’t tell you how accurate this is
It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing
Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course).
Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.
This is my favorite gif on this website.
I still think it looks like it signs “man” before “food”. Which, to me personally, would be really funny. “Hey! Man! Food!”
Oh it does! This is even better now. :)
THE BLUE SHIRT THOUGH.
We know, Ben. We know.
This is all so fucking awesome. A Doctor Who reference and a Star Wars action figure even.
Amazing. I hope this goes viral.
This is actually pretty damn cool
Soon there will be people on the internet that won’t understand this picture.